Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Dating and Anal Sex!

Dating can suckit

I’m not good at dating. I’m really not. I hate doing it, I hate the games that are necessary, I hate not knowing what the other person is thinking, I just plain, flat out hate it.

Dating can suckit.

Also, if you’re a man and you want to have anal sex with a woman, that’s fine. But don’t act offended when the girl you want to have anal sex with says, "OK, but if you stick your penis in my asshole, I will plan on sticking something similar in shape and size for approximately the same amount of time, at roughly the same level of "aggression" in your asshole." I don’t see what the problem with that is. It’s only fair.